Ever wondered what it's like to write a 25 page term paper in 12 hours? Leave it the master procrastinator to show you exactly how to end up at a point so desperate that your roommates have to barricade you in your room so you finish on time. See, writing a paper on Mao Zedong's popularity throughout the Cultural Revolution is as terribly boring as it sounds, and I for one find it extremely difficult to keep any semblance of concentration when forced to work on such assignments. So I began to compile a list of 100 different distractions, believe it or not, as a distraction my paper. But, this is more than a simple pen and paper list of boredom-killers. It's an intimate portrait of four years of college: adventures, friendships, struggles, and mischief over four years at three different universities. It's the growth of a boy into a man, the relationships that guided me, the ideas that inspired me, and, of course, all the alcohol we consumed.